Hmmm.. these ARE potentially the gayest christmas-themed present ever. (Well, that or those photos of Tom Cruise.)
Remind me how mermen and mermaids fit into the story of Christmas? Is it that Christian obsession about fish?
My personal favourite? 'Cosmo'. Nothing says Christmas to me like a leather merman, cocktail in hand.
In any case,I love that Americans still don't know who Robbie Williams is.