Cast your mind back around 8 years ago:
No, not Wacko Jacko's wedding.
Can you remember when Brad left Gwyn for
Rachel Jennifer? (Remember her? She of the mid-nineties hair?)
Walking down Martin Place this morning, I came across this image:
Now, as far as I remember, didn't the
cum rags have a ball for months afterwards telling everyone who bothered to listen how devastated Gwyneth was after they broke up? Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't she up the duff the second time, to the highly
annoying and yet somewhat talented Chris Martin
at the same time that the tabloids take us through the whole Jennifer Aniston post-Brad
breakup saga?
Sides, isn't Jen supposed to be in love with Brad's bff? And why does every woman who dates Brad have to go through some heart-wrenching saga every time he breaks up with her? XXX-Brad-XXX triangles are so passe
, especially when they don't involve me. I mean, it's not like he looks like this any more:
If you're wondering why I am even bothering writing about this, blame his
Queer Penguinness. He started it.
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